YOU ARE A PRIEST. THEY ARE SINNERS. THE BOOTH IS YOUR DOMAIN.
Step into the confessional as a newly assigned priest at St. Augustine's parish. Behind the ornate wooden screen, parishioners reveal their darkest secrets, pettiest grudges, and most ridiculous transgressions. What you do with those confessions... well, that's between you and God.
🛐 HEAR THEIR SINS
From a grandmother who put pineapple on pizza at her daughter's 1981 wedding to an 84-year-old man confessing the same sin for 57 consecutive years, your parishioners run the full spectrum of human absurdity:
• The gym bro who won't stop talking about his "gains for Jesus"
• A Karen who got banned from ALL Applebee's locations
• A nun with a secret Love Island addiction
• A fellow priest who makes up Saint quotes for his sermons
• A drunk who believes Metallica is a religious experience
• And 70+ more unique confessors, each fully voice-acted
💰 KARMA VS. CORRUPTION
Every response is a choice. Guide souls toward redemption and earn Karma, the currency of the righteous. Or exploit their guilt for "generous donations" and unlock... alternative upgrades.
The path to heaven is narrow. The path to a hot tub in your confessional is surprisingly affordable.
🔨 UPGRADE YOUR BOOTH
Start with a humble wooden box. End with whatever your conscience (or lack thereof) allows:
• Ergonomic kneelers (for their comfort)
• Premium incense dispensers (for the atmosphere)
• A coffee machine (for those long Saturday nights)
• Mood lighting (setting is everything)
• A disco ball (no comment)
• A hot tub (it's a long story)
Each upgrade changes the confessional's appearance and unlocks new gameplay options.
📰 YOUR SINS MAKE HEADLINES
The Parish Gazette reports on everything. Absolve a serial grape-thief? Front page news. Call the police on a confession? You'll read about it. Your choices ripple through the community and come back in unexpected ways.
😰 THE WEIGHT OF SINS
Hearing confessions takes its toll. As stress builds, you'll need to take breaks -- coffee, prayer, or... other stress relief methods. Each choice affects your karma and your sanity.
🔄 THEY ALWAYS COME BACK
Some confessors are one-and-done. Others are repeat offenders. Watch Gerald's grape habit escalate from "I ate one" to running an international grape cartel. Your previous responses shape their return visits.
📞 WHEN CONFESSION ISN'T ENOUGH
Some sins require intervention. Call the hotlines:
• Police (for the criminal)
• Bishop (for the ecclesiastical emergency)
• Exorcist (for the... unusual)
• Therapist (for everyone, honestly)
🎭 MULTIPLE ENDINGS
Your cumulative choices lead to dramatically different fates. Will you be promoted to Bishop? Excommunicated? Achieve enlightenment? Open a competing hot tub business? Only your choices know for sure.
"Bless me, Father, for I have sinned..."
And you, Father? What will YOUR sins be?
